Copypasta By: Anonymous

With ceiling cat as my witness
I solemnly swear
To sit on my throne
As the prince of Bel-Air.
Bitches don’t know
‘Bout my an hero
So they pray to Raptor Jesus
When I divide by zero.
I want delicious cake,
But it’s surprisingly far.
Jesus Christ it’s a lion
Get in the car!
Need moar mudkips
And fuck yeah Seaking!
I’m not really into
That Pokemans thing.
Do not want
Since you’re doing it wrong.
So I kill it with fire
And nom nom nom.
The internet hate machine
And a series of tubes.
Buy a dog
Or companion cube.
Everyday is Caturday
So do a barrel roll.
Don’t get b&
For being a troll.
There are over 9000
Corruptions of lol,
But only one blockatiel
That covers it all.
Once you have learned
A cat is fine too,
Then you will see
A winner is you.
Candlejack came
And…

Mental

it stems from a deep philosophical belief that everyone's values are wrong and they need to be shocked into awakening

and a strong foundation in humor