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Culture(d)

ideally it's good to separate myself from normative culture because it is very stifling

but when i do tap into culture i can use it beneficially to manipulate images and associations in peoples' minds

Gee, thanks

How the Quiznos commercial goes:
Creepy Toaster Oven: Hey I'm staring at your choose 2; can you tell?
Beautiful Woman: *giggle* Yes.

How this would happen irl:
Creepy Toaster Oven: Hey, I'm staring at your--
Beautiful Woman: AHHH A TALKING TOASTER OVEN IS OBJECTIFYING ME.



Jeep is right. Women love fancy cars and gettin their hair did!

GTFO

I was about to be infuriated by the insanity that this child was allowed anywhere near a microphone, but then I realized that each generation is cursed with one white pre-teen boy whose job it is to distract other pre-teens so they don't cause massive societal damage. Although painful to listen to, it is a necessary evil. My generation had Aaron Carter and we laugh about it now, so I hope someday we can laugh about Justin Bieber together. For now, the wounds go too deep and only time can heal them.

Sexy "Chick"

Dear kids,
This is proof that you must possess a large vocabulary in order to impress the ladies. You know how sometimes you're just trying to find the words to describe a girl without being disrespectful?? If only you had paid attention in English class.

MMM whatcha say

Why is this guy having a conversation with a sample? The sampled song is always going to have the same recorded answer and you will never change its opinion!