Schadenjoy

Schadenjoy - joy derived from an all-Joy episode of The View while knowing that it exists because it is Joy's last episode

http://abc.go.com/shows/the-view/blogs/view-news/joy-behar-last-show

http://abc.go.com/shows/the-view/photos/joy-behar-last-show/_m_Photo-1

television

"We're on television, then we're not on television. Big deal."
-Joy Behar

I want to build a room in your ruminant

I want to build a room in your ruminant.
A house I will build upon a hill along the long and winding road of her gastrointestinal tract, eating the plentiful feast of herbaceous matter that will bathe me, my soul a semipermeable membrane, open to new experiences and flavors of life.
I can assure you, the relationship will be symbiotic, and your ruminant, and ruminating self, and myself can all benefit greatly; I see no need for competition, you see.