$$sixtybilliondoubledollars

what's money when you're trying to buy happiness?

sad & alone

the irony of movies/tv/books in which the character deals with an existential crisis is that they are completely undermined by an audience they know nothing about. they are not alone, isolated, mortal, purposeless, meaningless, or free as a result of omniscient spectators.

and yet because those of us existing in this reality have no god, the ultimate omniscient spectator, we are left to overcome these real crises and look to characters for guidance who have endured only an artificial circumstance.

Eff Yeah, Lobsters!

Cats 104

Maine Moon

Cats 103

Russian Bleu

Cats 102

death is but a

dying more and more slowly each day

Apricots

I think that I would like to be
an apricot in the sea.

I think that I already am.

Homophones

but really, what is the difference between a lichen and a lycan?

A diagonal line is still a line

I knew as I cut diagonally across the lawn with spray paint on my shirt, daggers at my throat, and my pinky laying tangentially along the circumference of my coffee cup, that my face was ok.