The True Story of Jesus and Satan

Then Jesus went forth into the desert to deprive himself of food and worldly pleasures. Satan saw Jesus from Hell and knew-eth that this was was an opportunity to fornicate with someone as good in bed as God. Satan appeared to Jesus in the desert and tempted him with his large member, promising domination in the bedroom and all manner of sex toy play. Jesus, who knew God hath His eyes upon him, refused (God never really got over the break up). Besides-eth, Jesus had Mary to drink his bonerade. Satan returned to Hell with the biggest blue balls in the history of the world. He relieved himself in the Beast upon his arrival home.


Naked sexy Satan tempting prude Jesus