Monday, May 11, 2009

Dinosaurs



My name is Interstellar Trion and I am from the distant future. I recently time-traveled back to what you would consider the present. I was shocked to find that you have not yet eliminated your dinosaur problem. Everywhere I go I see frightening beasts of terror on the streets, power lines, air ways, water ways, places of recreation. Certain humans even seem to cherish these violent monsters as pets. I am appalled. In my time we would never allow such an infestation to occur. These dinosaurs are a danger to citizens, a threat to humanity. I see now that it is my job to be the catalyst for the extirpation of dinosaurs so that people of the future from which I come can lead safe and healthy lives. Join me in my quest. Dinosaurs should have gone extinct 65 MYA.

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